Tumblr (3.0; @ztrigoi)http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51wod7kYx1r6m6sro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/24339410036http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/24339410036Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:02:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38y5zn57l1qitzz5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m sorry, Sir, this mess will never happen again.</p>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/23252664621http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/23252664621Thu, 17 May 2012 18:35:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr71im3sBY1qlc2cao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Looking into her eyes, I still see the need for a few more hours of Attitude Adjustment</p>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/21874506065http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/21874506065Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:46:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx30k5KUgq1r6m6sro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/15091459537http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/15091459537Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:55:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx30jmqEq41r6m6sro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/15091445730http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/15091445730Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:54:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx30iueFeI1r6m6sro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/15091423800http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/15091423800Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:54:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwa5a63O6a1qgvnq9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sorry to ruin your Friday night plans, but nobody is leaving, until I find out why I’m missing two staplers. I could stay here all weekend, if necessary.</p>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/14844911161http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/14844911161Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:16:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lved8mlscK1qgvnq9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>God damn it! I told Matt a million times to lock the door. Now how the hell am I supposed to explain this scene to an 8 year old boy??</p> </blockquote>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13837199705http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13837199705Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:30:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltqozo2CJE1qdltsqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Adulteresses approaching the town center, ready to be paraded and shamed.</p>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13836316031http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13836316031Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:09:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstbsgXlLm1r4w7nzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13777544704http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13777544704Mon, 05 Dec 2011 08:09:15 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv11tm9DBU1qfmr0wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Call me an “ass-hole” again; go ahead, I dare you, I double dare you!</p>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13734498456http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13734498456Sun, 04 Dec 2011 12:44:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6oobqafE1qfmr0wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just don’t touch them, Mikey, please; they’re really sore!</p>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13734092678http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13734092678Sun, 04 Dec 2011 12:35:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljx8uW40H1qa258ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stop being rude; raise your head and make eye contact with our guests/</p>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13732997047http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13732997047Sun, 04 Dec 2011 12:09:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luo1if1HtZ1qfmr0wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“That was nice to stop on the road to let me pee, but how the hell am I supposed to clean myself?”</p>http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13099674128http://ztrigoi.tumblr.com/post/13099674128Sun, 20 Nov 2011 23:47:49 -0500