I’m sorry, Sir, this mess will never happen again.
(Source: lowdenier, via scentofslave)
Looking into her eyes, I still see the need for a few more hours of Attitude Adjustment
(Source: jamporn, via farmd0g)
Sorry to ruin your Friday night plans, but nobody is leaving, until I find out why I’m missing two staplers. I could stay here all weekend, if necessary.
(via trussed)
God damn it! I told Matt a million times to lock the door. Now how the hell am I supposed to explain this scene to an 8 year old boy??
(via trussed)
Adulteresses approaching the town center, ready to be paraded and shamed.
(Source: randomkinkyness)
(Source: victim-seeks-culprit)